The Weekly Tendown: May 6-12 2012(The Eagle Has Landed)

Dear Internet: We bought new phones this week. I hung onto blackberry after everyone else had jumped ship; historically, I tend to remain after the evidence suggests I should walk. But this week I cut the cord.  I've got, as it turns out, a mysterious Verizon discount of which I was previously unaware, and between that, combining our two lines into a family plan, and our being